There once was a farmer who was trying to sell a horse. He put an ad in Craig’s List: Horse for sale, low mileage, no health issues.
There once was a farmer who was trying to sell a horse. He put an ad in Craig’s List: Horse for sale, low mileage, no health issues.
Recently, as in yesterday, I was asked by my insurance provider’s health and wellness program to comment on what would be likely obstacles to my weight loss goals. My response was probably not what they were expecting.
To turn left. If you’re a man with a history of failure, you have the right to identify as a woman, moving to a place where the bar for athleticism has been lowered for obvious reasons of biology. You have that right… apparently. Should you choose to accept it?
Blame evolution for making it the drug it is today. As a human, whenever you do something that increases your chances of survival into the next generation of ambidextrous bipedal monkeys, your brain gives you a little hit of something wonderful as a reward.
Straightening up the living room before the robot does its vacuuming is very reminiscent of the old days of picking up your unmentionables before the human-based cleaning service arrives. Don’t want to be embarrassed by anyone finding out what a slob you are. Especially the person you are paying to clean your messes.
Inside Doug's Head 