Okay, so, to clarify, I have ideas, and I openly share those ideas. Here, mostly, but sometimes on YouTube comments, and occasionally on Facebook.
Okay, so, to clarify, I have ideas, and I openly share those ideas. Here, mostly, but sometimes on YouTube comments, and occasionally on Facebook.
Recently, as in yesterday, I was asked by my insurance provider’s health and wellness program to comment on what would be likely obstacles to my weight loss goals. My response was probably not what they were expecting.
I must be afraid of the dark, because I don’t like to sleep at night. I have recurring nightmares where I am being chased by weird, homely children with plastic scissors, and I can’t run fast enough to get away. The experts say that we need eleven hours of sleep each night, and thirteen hours …
A fully loaded B-24 Liberator bomber dropping 8,000 pounds of bombs over enemy territory. My poop went down and I went up in reaction to Newton’s turd law of motion. You stunk my battleship!
When he emerged from under her blue knitted dress, his beard glistened with her ecstasy. He was tired, hot, and sweaty from his purposeful labors in the late summer heat. His face reeked of ass, and he knew that now was not a good time to buy milk from Trader Joe’s. He would need to …
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