Or the street, if you’re unfortunate enough to be in Paris these days. Roo is also the kanga from Winnie the Poo. Push with your shoulder, Xi, not your fist.
Or the street, if you’re unfortunate enough to be in Paris these days. Roo is also the kanga from Winnie the Poo. Push with your shoulder, Xi, not your fist.
If I go in here, and I once again discover a chick sitting on a urinal taking a dump, there’s going to be a problem. It just doesn’t flush.
Some day, in the future, I hope to be friends with someone who owns a Litter Robot. You know, one of those automated contraptions that tumbles your cat’s turds around until they disappear into a parallel universe. It has been a dream of mine, ever since finding out about them early last week, to take …
Okay, so, I just know that before the end of the night I’ll be full of rum and cola, and eating shit (sounds bad, and is) made by Lays, even though I promised myself that I would do neither of those things.
A hammer costs a dollar more than a nail, and a hammer plus one nail costs $1.10. How much does cosmetic surgery cost in Mexico, if the price of a funeral isn’t covered, even with an apology from the Cartel?
Inside Doug's Head 