Just sitting here snacking on a bag of Hormel sliced pepperoni, thinking life is wonderful. Who doesn’t like pepperoni? Especially, pan fried with a little mustard.
First, someone had to invent pepperoni. Then, someone else thought to slice it really thin. Frying it and putting honey mustard on it, that was the work of an anonymous genius.
After Hormel found out about it, they said “It isn’t SPAM, but it’s worth doing something about! Something significant!” So, they ran with it, all the way home, like that kid from the movie when he found the golden ticket. Ran all the way home, he did. He did not stop for anything!
There might be cooling fluid leaking from where my brain resides. If I post a picture, can you check it out for me? I may have popped something important in my braincase when I was thinking about more serious stuff way back when. Way, way back. Probably a Tuesday.
—DG.
Inside Doug's Head 