So here’s the thing I discovered that you can press the little microphone button down by the keyboard and somewhere some geniuses or something call listen to what it is that you’re saying, and they will type it in as if you actually looked at all the letters and said yeah that’s what I want …
If the police arrest you for the suspicion of committing a crime, and they tell you that you have the right to remain silent, shouldn’t they be equally prevented from arguing or verbally escalating the conversation with you?
You know how some people under the social pressures of hardship and adversity say dumb shit like, “I hope to be a role model and a source of inspiration for my children”?
First, they came for the lightbulbs, but I said nothing since I am not a lightbulb.
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