Inside Doug's Head

It is never too late to become wise.

Tonight, Christmas Eve, after rewatching A Christmas Carol for the 400th time, I learned a valuable lesson: you should ask the people you care about if they have any crippled children. Apparently, people sometimes have crippled children, and they don’t want anyone to find out, so they don’t voluntarily talk about them or let them …

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Cryptocurrency and the collapse of FTX are all over the news lately. It would be stupid of me to not to try to cash in on the exploding non-fungible token market. The NFT market is metaphorically exploding; the tokens are not literally exploding, and they aren’t even literally tokens. They are just numbers, and numbers …

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Most of this whiskey powered rant won’t make sense to average human beings, or highly evolved sentient dogs from Canus Nine. Social media is stupid, and you should cancel anything you are signed up for right now.