Wise financial advisors recommend buying gold to hedge against the impending global monetary collapse that is due any day now. It’s been any day for the past few decades, but incipient nonetheless. Thanks Obama, but I think lead would be a better choice than gold, and Campbell’s finest soup would be better still. Think about …
So, when was the last time time someone with an American accent called to tell you that you owe the IRS $6931.45? Yeah, me either.
Why are driving tests easy to pass, and drug tests so difficult? They should put fewer questions on the drug tests, or make the questions a little more general knowledge in nature. Americans who spend their days working in pounds and inches should not have to learn about kilograms of heroin and popular brands of …
Sometimes, if you look at life from just the right angle, what you see is a lot of shoes and feet. That’s because you’ve fallen over and people are stepping on you. You should get up; the sidewalk is not a great place to sleep. It’s all a matter of perspective. Too much perspective. And …
I make friends everywhere I go. If you don’t like me, it must be your fault. —DG.
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