It makes you look ugly. And don’t talk into your watch. It makes you look crazy. What else?
It makes you look ugly. And don’t talk into your watch. It makes you look crazy. What else?
Against all odds, I met him once, Horatio. A fellow of fashionable vests, but not so much like Yancy. He has bored me with his stack of a thousand rhymes, and now how bored my imagination is. Wait. Why me talkin’ ’bout dis guy? Oh, for because dat guy gives plastic bags to them who …
Or, pokey people in general. They are usually in front of me at the grocery store checkout, arguing with the cashier about the expiry date on a coupon and the prices in the weekly flyer for the items they did not get. They got something different, but the sale price should apply because of reasons. …
If, from your perspective, the bar seems to have been set too low or too high, try something different. Pole vaulting and limboing have opposite measures of success. One of them should suit your abilities in a given situation.
It’s the only place in the world where random strangers will come up to you and engage you in a complex conversation that makes you want to eat a gun. I really wish they would shut the hell up and leave me alone. I hate them so much.
Inside Doug's Head 