You had to ask your conservative mother to pay the taxes on your free Canadian plane ticket to your grandmother’s funeral, but somehow she’s the evil one in the family? Please explain. I’m waiting.
You had to ask your conservative mother to pay the taxes on your free Canadian plane ticket to your grandmother’s funeral, but somehow she’s the evil one in the family? Please explain. I’m waiting.
Not much more. Just trying, and probably failing. Failure is 30x more likely than success, but you should definitely try. Hey, you never know. This could be your time to win. Unlikely, but two thumbs up from the guy in the corner with two thumbs!
In the world of movies, they say it is better to show, don’t tell. Show that there’s a gun in the kitchen drawer, and you automatically know that, later on, someone will get a bullet to the face. Show a turkey in the oven, and you know Thanksgiving is going to feature a dry bird. …
Recently, as in yesterday, I was asked by my insurance provider’s health and wellness program to comment on what would be likely obstacles to my weight loss goals. My response was probably not what they were expecting.
To turn left. If you’re a man with a history of failure, you have the right to identify as a woman, moving to a place where the bar for athleticism has been lowered for obvious reasons of biology. You have that right… apparently. Should you choose to accept it?
Inside Doug's Head 