Not to reveal any secret weaknesses of mine, but water is my kryptonite. Dry ice is fine, but I really don’t like wet water.
Stories about me and what made me this way.
Not to reveal any secret weaknesses of mine, but water is my kryptonite. Dry ice is fine, but I really don’t like wet water.
I have always been somewhat of a troublemaker. I like to push buttons, stir the pot, see what happens next. Especially when I was younger, but not so much these days. Every now and then I feel a little bit bad about some of the stuff that happened to other people when I was, coincidentally, …
If I go in here, and I once again discover a chick sitting on a urinal taking a dump, there’s going to be a problem. It just doesn’t flush.
Some day, in the future, I hope to be friends with someone who owns a Litter Robot. You know, one of those automated contraptions that tumbles your cat’s turds around until they disappear into a parallel universe. It has been a dream of mine, ever since finding out about them early last week, to take …
Just sitting here snacking on a bag of Hormel sliced pepperoni, thinking life is wonderful. Who doesn’t like pepperoni? Especially, pan fried with a little mustard.
Inside Doug's Head 