If it weren’t for my nihilism and self loathing, I’d never get anything done. Alcohol also helps. And whiskey, which is a kind of alcohol. Somewhere in that knowledge is a life lesson. Stay in school. No, that’s not it.
If it weren’t for my nihilism and self loathing, I’d never get anything done. Alcohol also helps. And whiskey, which is a kind of alcohol. Somewhere in that knowledge is a life lesson. Stay in school. No, that’s not it.
In 7th grade I learned that the word masturbation means to pollute with the hand. As a result of that bit of linguistical knowledge, whenever I see someone throwing garbage on the ground at a park, playground, or school auditorium I yell at them, Hey, you! Stop masturbating in public, especially while you’re in plain …
According to the keepers of such information and other fun facts, every breath you take contains a tiny piece, in the form of dust, of every person who ever lived. Ow, I just got a piece of Elvis in my eye! Well, I submit to you that every hot tub, spa, and pool in every …
One morning a few days ago, as I was waking up but still sleeping and stuck in a dream, I dreamed that I was watching a group of vintage old timey people play croquet on a large grass field.
This post is not actually about JS. Ok, I just wanted to see if there would be any repercussions to filing a false Jussie Smollett report. What a stupid name, Jussie. Right? It’s like Jessie, except spelled wrong, like Mery, Bib, or Jine. Run, Duck, run! Ask Stove if he wants to play, too. Here, …
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