It’s called soaking, and it’s something that Mormons do to try and fool their god because they think he’s stupid and won’t notice the glaring loophole in his perfect plan.
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It’s called soaking, and it’s something that Mormons do to try and fool their god because they think he’s stupid and won’t notice the glaring loophole in his perfect plan.
Continue readingHave you ever had really dry hands? Not as in the opposite of wet, but dry as if you dipped your mitts into a vat of acid.
Continue readingOkay, so, I just know that before the end of the night I’ll be full of rum and cola, and eating shit (sounds bad, and is) made by Lays, even though I promised myself that I would do neither of those things.
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Paris May Day protest turns ugly as French people show up to protest. French peeps are/is/always shall be ugly, FYI. It’s the face. Right there, in the face. Homely. Face.
Former prosecutor turned star witness says she won’t be silenced, because she can’t stop talking. Husband agrees. Tried to shut her up years ago, now here we are.
Jonathan Frakes tells you things. None of them good. Many are dark. Some may lead to criminal charges against Captain Picard.
Why is it spelled “camouflage” (no q’mark.)
Cockatiel sings iPhone ringtone. Sadness ensues. Questions follow.
What if Arthur brings (should be takes) the Legendary Bullgator to the camp. Again, no question mark?
Nobody believed me when I said my cat does this: (praying for death). Watches cat eat human flesh, likely from dead elderly neighbor.
Gutfield: San Francisco is spiraling out of control. Yes, like a sick cat falling out of a short California tree. Send help.
Rabid Fox. News? No! Questions?
Lieber Gott! I need to leave California!
—DG
Just sitting here snacking on a bag of Hormel sliced pepperoni, thinking life is wonderful. Who doesn’t like pepperoni? Especially, pan fried with a little mustard.
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