Inside Doug's Head

It is never too late to become wise.

A nickname is something you call someone when you can’t remember their name, or when their name has a lot of syllables and no vowels. Often times, nicknames serve as affectionate handles for people, drawing attention to some distinguishing aspect of their appearance or personality, or perhaps to some noteworthy incident in their past. Examples would include names such as, Andre the Giant, Scarface, Pretty Boy, Whitey, and Honky. These names could refer to persons who are really big, an epileptic guy who shaves with a straight razor, a handsome though somewhat effeminate man, an albino or any white guy, and a duck, respectively.

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If you have not read Reality, you should do that now, otherwise this one won’t make any sense.

We had established that the person’s name, for the purposes of figurative illustration, would be, Greg, but then I lost the essential thread of where the story was going, and I thought it best to end the narrative immediately, rather than let it diminish towards incoherent rambling. Now, having regained sufficient mental context, I may continue. Greg was sullen and prone to displays of unfiltered emotional outbursts. Fits of hissy, if you will.

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Every day, I imagine starting a company without an HR department. Those people are useless and can easily be replaced by a bulletin board, or some form of browser-based technology. I get it, the employee picnic is this weekend and please put your dishes in the laundry basket. That last part might be a misunderstanding, but the point is still valid.

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