Inside Doug's Head

It is never too late to become wise.

Work

Doug Godsoe

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May 25, 2021

For the Lord sayeth to Benjamin, “Be wary of those who would signal their virtue for the sake of moral superiority; them sons of bitches would rather be politically correct than actually successful, and they will diminish you and your good works.”

Not a real quote from any bible or testament of any religion recognized or practiced on Earth by more than zero followers.

It’s been a while coming, but I quit work yesterday after finally realizing that I was working for people who, if they happened upon an ornate bottle on the side of the road, and found it contained a magic djinni offering to grant them the greatest riches and pleasures, they would toss the bottle back into the ditch in disgust upon the further realization it was made from plastic containing BPA.

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Other Censorship

Doug Godsoe

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May 23, 2021

Have you ever seen this message when posting a comment on YouTube?

I suggested that maybe, as a parent, uploading a video to YouTube that shows your children were idiots for trusting their parents was as much of an indictment of your bad parenting as their stupidity. Google decided to censor my comment. Not by saying that my language or thoughts were inappropriate, but by cowardly pretending there was a network error. It happens whenever you post Google sux, because they are owned by pedophiles. It’s interesting that Apple can’t spell, pedipalp ophiles, because that would make Epstein culpable, and the Clintons duplicitous. Corn is the dominant economy of the United States.

What? What was that last sentence? It was entirely inserted by autocorrect. Creepy. Very creepy. There is no Bush conspiracy, it was all done by the CIA without the knowledge of the presidency.

Ok. This is like ouija board territory. So long suckers, and thanks for all the fish. Oh, I am so on a watch list, now.

—DG.

Self Censorship

Doug Godsoe

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May 16, 2021

It’s a sad time we live in. People, things should be great, and for lots of great reasons, but there are those among us who only see the worst while the best is at its peak. When the city of San Diego endorses a book burning event for the notorious and ideologically dangerous Dr. Seuss, you know we are facing hard times on planet Earth.

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Ode to Alcohol

Doug Godsoe

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May 16, 2021

I done run out of whiskey.

I done run out of rum.

I done run out of vodka.

I done run out of them all.

I need to make a trip to BevMo!

And find a word that rhymes with all.

—DG .

Global Warming

Doug Godsoe

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March 15, 2021

It has been especially cold and wet in California this winter, and consequently I thought I should do my part to contribute to the cause of global warming. I’m usually pretty comfortable with indoor temperatures in the mid 60s, but this weekend I turned the old thermostat up to 95F (the F is for Fahrenheit, not the other F’d). When it got too warm, I turned on the AC and watched as the two systems battled it out for supremacy. Enjoy it Canada! You can thank me later. Like, in the summer, when your crops don’t fail from ice storms, and your babies don’t freeze to death in July.

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