Right now, what you are doing is probably a bad idea. If you find yourself parked in the middle of an expressway blocking two lanes of traffic while you scream hysterically at the driver behind you, it’s probably a bad idea.
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Right now, what you are doing is probably a bad idea. If you find yourself parked in the middle of an expressway blocking two lanes of traffic while you scream hysterically at the driver behind you, it’s probably a bad idea.
Continue readingAll I get from doctors is side effects.
In my recent efforts to lose some weight, I decided I should stop drinking simple O-H molecules. It was a huge mistake.
Continue readingWhen I hiccup, I think, for just a moment, I don’t exist. Everything seems far away. What is that about anyway? A spasm of the diaphragm, that’s all. Nothing more.
Continue readingThrowing a champagne bottle at someone’s head can be interesting. Okay, it wasn’t champagne, it was Prosecco. France vs Mexico. Bah! Don’t get all worked up about it. Nationalists vs globalists. Does it really matter? Bubbly wine that leads to poor decisions. Does branding really affect the result? Methinks not.
Continue readingWhen I was a kid, I used to love staying up late. After all of the domineering family members were in bed, I’d sneak downstairs and watch whatever I wanted on the two channels our broadcast television receiver could intercept. Peace, quiet, and self determination, and maybe a snack. Life was marvelous!
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Inside Doug's Head 