The ordeal of relocating to another city is always a chaotic experience that creates holes in the fabric of one’s personal services umbrella. In addition to finding a new place to live, you will likely also need to find a new bank, a new insurance agent, a doctor, a dentist, a lawyer, and an accountant. …
If you read the instructions, the advice you get is beneficial for all aspects of your life. Take these gems of wisdom for example. Really, take them. I don’t want them anymore. Keep out of reach of children. Stay up high and out of sight. My kids will never find me up here on the …
“Lorem ipsum,” said the man in the yellow hat as I entered the room. “Dolor sit amet, with my monkey?” he inquired and consectetuer adipiscing elit. I nodded politely, but without commitment. After a short pause he suspendisse vel ante. “I took him from the jungle after I killed his mother,” he bragged donec luctus …
I hear about them on the news: Vietnam, Colombia, Sudan, Nicaragua, and just about all over the world, but usually in jungle areas, armed gorillas attacking towns, villages, and government operated facilities. I don’t understand it. Why are the gorillas so angry? Did someone hide their bananas? More importantly, where did they get the guns? …
As the fictional man of steel, Superman swore to protect the weak and the innocent. If I were Superman, I would swear at the weak, the innocent, and anyone else who happened to get in my way. My days would be spent walking around town, taunting and laughing at people, mocking them for how they …
Inside Doug's Head 