Just like their poultry and beef counterparts, they are grass fed, and raised without antibiotics or hormones. Raised in the wild without supervision, these scrawny, underweight humans suffer from numerous curable conditions, but it is a small price to pay for the privilege of remaining vaccination-free. The ADHD variety are force fed a diet of …
Oh, why did I come out for drinks tonight?
Until I came back to New York last week after nearly 2.5 years of being in California, I had pretty much forgotten these things:
Who would have thought that a tree falling on a power line would be predictable. Oh wait, I did, and just yesterday.
Once again, New York prepares for the arrival of a hurricane. Seasonal storms are like Christmas chum to the retailers of hardware supplies, flashlights and batteries, portable generators, and bottled water. Selling emergency supplies to the masses who are driven by media-induced panic and beset by overwhelming fear is like selling crack to the homeless. …
Inside Doug's Head 