Some day, in the future, I hope to be friends with someone who owns a Litter Robot. You know, one of those automated contraptions that tumbles your cat’s turds around until they disappear into a parallel universe. It has been a dream of mine, ever since finding out about them early last week, to take …
Bill Nye, the China spy, says that cows, pets, and children all contribute to anthropogenic greenhouse gases.
Just sitting here snacking on a bag of Hormel sliced pepperoni, thinking life is wonderful. Who doesn’t like pepperoni? Especially, pan fried with a little mustard.
A hammer costs a dollar more than a nail, and a hammer plus one nail costs $1.10. How much does cosmetic surgery cost in Mexico, if the price of a funeral isn’t covered, even with an apology from the Cartel?
A senior H’s executive that I know claims that they have already filed the paperwork to change the name of the Hershey’s Chocolate Company to HimHes Solid Brown Sugar Stuffs to better reflect the current male dominance on various female archetypes. Her-She’s just wasn’t carrying the weight with the LGBTQ-plus the mentally ill crowd anymore.
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