An interesting and well established peculiarity about elephant behavior is that sometimes, while they are sleeping, elephants can tip over onto their face and begin rotating around in a circle, pushed along by their hind legs as they move together in a pseudo walking motion.
Continue readingThat thing we were talking about is not really a thing in the sense of a “life threatening situation“, but you should definitely keep your commas close and your apostrophes closer. If only the AI knew how to write creatively, rather than filling out forms pseudo-randomly.
Can you imagine what will happen when AI figures out depravity and indifference? Regardless of the situation, I don’t think it will ever sacrifiez sa vie pour moi. Now, I should let the readers digest.
Continue readingHow else would you market such an awful product? Leave it on the counter overnight and in the morning it will taste just like your boyfriend’s piss. That first time you experimented. Pee on me, George, piss in my face! Like a Budweiser on a hot summer afternoon, flat, yellow, and reeking of urea!
Continue readingPretty simple, really. It doesn’t take nine seasons to explain, and Neil Patrick Harrison doesn’t grow up to become the guy from Full House. What’s his name? Five letters, starts with S. Not, Pat Sajak, he’s the wheel of misfortune guy. Bob Saget. That’s the guy; he died from the vaccine or the many boosters.
Continue readingGuests—friends and people you don’t know—come to visit you, and you want to feed them finger food, but neither one of you has any idea where their fingers have been, and they are most likely covered in germs and sin. What do you do? Well, here is a classy little trick that I learned from traveling on my country’s national airline years ago, long before they replaced customer service with neglect and abuse.
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