Inside Doug's Head

It is never too late to become wise.

Just look at those shiny things. I watched the entire video, scaling and frying a red snapper. Fourteen ads for financial services and medications that I do not need. This scene, was not in the video. Congress should pass a law preventing this sort of deliberate manipulation.

Just look at them! Somewhere, I know they’re real and they exist. How do you search for that? Seriously. I need to know.

—DG

A senior H’s executive that I know claims that they have already filed the paperwork to change the name of the Hershey’s Chocolate Company to HimHes Solid Brown Sugar Stuffs to better reflect the current male dominance on various female archetypes. Her-She’s just wasn’t carrying the weight with the LGBTQ-plus the mentally ill crowd anymore.

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Lately, I have been seeing articles and videos on how unhealthy corn is for you; how a corn addiction can ruin your relationships and diminish your libido. I always thought corn was a good thing, especially fermented and distilled, aged in oak. I’ve always been an ally of corn, so I’m a wee puzzled as to the sudden cause for concern.

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