Inside Doug's Head

It is never too late to become wise.

A senior H’s executive that I know claims that they have already filed the paperwork to change the name of the Hershey’s Chocolate Company to HimHes Solid Brown Sugar Stuffs to better reflect the current male dominance on various female archetypes. Her-She’s just wasn’t carrying the weight with the LGBTQ-plus the mentally ill crowd anymore.

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Lately, I have been seeing articles and videos on how unhealthy corn is for you; how a corn addiction can ruin your relationships and diminish your libido. I always thought corn was a good thing, especially fermented and distilled, aged in oak. I’ve always been an ally of corn, so I’m a wee puzzled as to the sudden cause for concern.

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What if you were IBM advertising on YouTube to giant snack food companies, or global banks wanting to crunch billions of transactions against compliance controls? What if, after spending billions of dollars on marketing, you realized, YouTube viewers are none of those things? All you did was ruined your brand. Idiots. Should you get fired? Out of a cannon?

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