Why are driving tests easy to pass, and drug tests so difficult? They should put fewer questions on the drug tests, or make the questions a little more general knowledge in nature. Americans who spend their days working in pounds and inches should not have to learn about kilograms of heroin and popular brands of …
There’s a reason you won’t find me on Facebook anymore. I got a little tired of the backlash from making comments like, “Your baby is quite ugly. Is his father ugly?” Or, “Really? Hudson? That’s the name you’re going with? Well, I guess it’s okay for now; for fifty bucks he can have it changed …
There once was a program where they took groups of troubled teens and put them in grown-up prisons to scare them straight—not straight as in the no longer gay straight, but the straight and narrow kind of straight.
And I don’t mean mustard. There’s a weird piece of crud on the floor that looks like either a Rice Krispy or a turd from a mouse. These things are not interchangeable–tasty marshmallow treats made from mouse excrement are not very enjoyable.
Against all odds, I met him once, Horatio. A fellow of fashionable vests, but not so much like Yancy. He has bored me with his stack of a thousand rhymes, and now how bored my imagination is. Wait. Why me talkin’ ’bout dis guy? Oh, for because dat guy gives plastic bags to them who …
Inside Doug's Head 