Not to reveal any secret weaknesses of mine, but water is my kryptonite. Dry ice is fine, but I really don’t like wet water.
Not to reveal any secret weaknesses of mine, but water is my kryptonite. Dry ice is fine, but I really don’t like wet water.
If the police arrest you for the suspicion of committing a crime, and they tell you that you have the right to remain silent, shouldn’t they be equally prevented from arguing or verbally escalating the conversation with you?
Or the street, if you’re unfortunate enough to be in Paris these days. Roo is also the kanga from Winnie the Poo. Push with your shoulder, Xi, not your fist.
You know how some people under the social pressures of hardship and adversity say dumb shit like, “I hope to be a role model and a source of inspiration for my children”?
If I go in here, and I once again discover a chick sitting on a urinal taking a dump, there’s going to be a problem. It just doesn’t flush.
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