If I go in here, and I once again discover a chick sitting on a urinal taking a dump, there’s going to be a problem. It just doesn’t flush.
If I go in here, and I once again discover a chick sitting on a urinal taking a dump, there’s going to be a problem. It just doesn’t flush.
Some day, in the future, I hope to be friends with someone who owns a Litter Robot. You know, one of those automated contraptions that tumbles your cat’s turds around until they disappear into a parallel universe. It has been a dream of mine, ever since finding out about them early last week, to take …
Bill Nye, the China spy, says that cows, pets, and children all contribute to anthropogenic greenhouse gases.
Just sitting here snacking on a bag of Hormel sliced pepperoni, thinking life is wonderful. Who doesn’t like pepperoni? Especially, pan fried with a little mustard.
A hammer costs a dollar more than a nail, and a hammer plus one nail costs $1.10. How much does cosmetic surgery cost in Mexico, if the price of a funeral isn’t covered, even with an apology from the Cartel?
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